Anti-Heroplz

Wassup peoples online! I'm Anti-Hero, in case you're a looser whose been living their whole life under a rock and doesn't know who I am. I'm a kickass robot mercenary whose main weapon is my body. And my pistol. And my two katana blades. Actually, I have a lot of weapons that are really deadly, so don't touch them unless you wanna become unalived! The only one who can touch any of "my weapons" is Freaky! What a hunk! For those of you who don't know who Freak is- Well first, you're stupid. Second, he's this hunk'a robot mercenary whose weapon of choice is the bazooka. If anybody calls him ugly I'll slice you in two! He's kind, loyal, and a b

What's up loosers? It's your favorite robot mercenary, Candy Banger! Ugh, sometimes I just totally hate my job! Not the mercenary one, that is fun! Or the Playbot model gig, I do my sexiest work there that doesn't involve explosions. But when it comes to being a Clarktoon, gosh sometimes it just sucks. That looser CK is forcing all us Clarktoons -the ones with plz's anyway- to do some stupid character meme all because he did it. And since he signs our paychecks, we have to do it! UGH! Let's get this over with... 1) Hi! What's your real name and nickname? Como estas suckers! It’s the one and only Candy Banger, also lovingly know as A

Whatup fools? It's me, the ever deadly and sexy Anti-Hero! So, a couple of days ago I got hired by some old geezer type dude named Steve Johanssil. Or was it Steve Joheiser? He was Swedish I know that. But anyway, he hired me to unalive some of the @$$holes that cause him trouble. With each head I get a million dollars! Isn't that amazing or what? Oh wait, it is! Why am I asking you people? You're just a bunch of wimps who couldn't handle what I do. p until this point I usually work alone. It's easier that way and it means less witnessing. But recently, I've meat the sexiest piece of metal I (and ANYBODY for that matter) will ever met! This